apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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