my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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