He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize
