some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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