they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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