did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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