How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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