U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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