They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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