This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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