speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Is her dick bigger than yours?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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