it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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