You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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