So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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