Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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