Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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