well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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