Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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