I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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