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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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