Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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