Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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