did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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