i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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