i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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