He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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