I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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