Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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