Do vagina's smell?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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