just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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