Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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