your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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