conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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