We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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