I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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