But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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