I'm drive I can fine osifer
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she pinky promised me she was 18
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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