i just google imaged poop.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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