How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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