Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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