Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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