I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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