He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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