just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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