whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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