I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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