You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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