Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I need to calm my uterus...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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