What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
no you cant smoke seaweed
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize