How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
