Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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